Cancellation Rage
My cell phone company sucks gorilla size cojonas. Hence, why I decided to cancel my contract with them. There are few things as annoying as calling customer service numbers. By the time I’ve made it...
View ArticlePhoning It In
My phone broke. I have a phone that has a slide out QWERTY keyboard. The QWERTY key pad worked, but the one on the front decided it’d had enough. None of the keys worked. Well, that’s not strictly true...
View ArticleGiving Thanks (and taking it right back)
This weekend was Thanksgiving (I don’t know why we have it in October. I sense it’s because Canadians feel an intense need to do everything before Americans, to prove some kind of point. I’m surprised...
View ArticleTalking It Up
I don’t talk to anyone anymore. There’s so much Facebook and Twittering in my life, I have so few actual conversations, it’s getting a little scary. This revelation occurred to me recently; when...
View ArticlePaging Dr Useless, Dr Useless to Reception
Yesterday, I decided, having been back in the country three months now, I should register with a doctor. I don’t really get sick and I actually kind of hate doctors, but on the off chance that my lungs...
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